Since the wet winter continues for a few more weeks, we thought it was only appropriate to share Soviet Sam’s 5 Favorite Rainy Day Activities: 

#5: Drive automobile very close to curb and splash stupid people walking with water. This will teach them not walk on rainy day.

#4: Play online poker with comrades. Is very addicting and Soviet Sam make much money from suckers who have very poor poker face.

#3: Sex. Make many sex with beautiful women. Perfect solution to frigid cold Russian winter, your living dwelling heat up real fast (if you know what I mean)

#2: Nerf Gun War. Sounds stupid, I know. I too, would prefer to have a war with real guns, but Rob and Buck said we cannot tell people to do such violence things on our website. So you’ll have to settle for stupid foam darts.

#1: Wear trench coat and boots. On normal days, trench coat and boots make people look at you funny. On rainy day, perfectly acceptable. In Soviet Russia, trench coat wears you!